feelings.blackfriday

it's not friday in nyc

feelings submitted on a non-friday will be gray-punished

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feelings

tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start

I just feel so underqualified for the world

let's make art together

critics are never satisfied and rarely coherent

do three new things, see which one you like the most #threenewthings #threegoodthings

Panic ! What am I going to do with the rest of my life?

undulating

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel like It's the end of the world as we know it

If you're depressed and you know it clap your hands

wow

If you're depressed and you know it clap your hands

Take on me

remember last week's weather

bad

I keep telling people to have a great weekend, then realizing its Thursday *shrug*

ITS MY FRIDAY BECAUSE I AM ON VACATION TOMORROW

dude

Turns out I'm not so bad

in retrospect, i didn't ask for any of this

Summertime fucking sadness

Realizing it's already 1am

wake up inside me

it's just people with regional dialects touching boxes of bees without gloves or veils

one of the most inspirational things you can do for yourself is search "move bee swarm" on youtube

https://0daymusic.org/

Possessing frogs in New Donk City

I spent three hours looking up old high school friends on Twitter and one of them is now an advocate for senior citizens' rights and I spent three hours looking up old high school friends on Twitter

remember when we celebrated Friday?

wake me up inside

ok

memes are not for me me

lel

The way to get back at Starbucks is to get their name wrong too; like have you tried going up to the counter and tried ordering a Big Mac? Egg on their face.

when they get your name wrong at Starbucks

thank you my child

you're welcome

meme is me

When there's no toothpaste left

When pepe is ur boi

When u type w/ 1 finger

When ur mom kicks you out of the house

feed me that hot gos

a kinship is made up of three sails: the sail of friendship, the sail of history, and the sail of rhythm

haruko's shackle bracelet

Happy

<script> alert("Sup Earth") </script>

90's nostalgia like woah

you have got to be fucking kidding me

going down yet another rabbit hole instead of finishing a code challenge

it's $3 to accidentally take a bus from times square to staten island and $100 to take a cab back

the little dog with a big imagination

<b>help</b>

"trickling springs" whole milk comes in a glass bottle and tastes warm, faintly sweet. seek it out

Where in the world is Sandiego

All the buildings around you are a secret gundam

stepping on a turd

sup

baconwave

accidentally peeing on your sock

the cold concentrated coffee drops that collect in the bottom of your morning mug ☕️

taxes be hot in these streets

ness / it hurts, ness

strange... Very strange

for a good time, do an image search on the phrase "japan metro system"

https://instagram.com/p/uWiMvxBTyB/

happy

hello

<style>body { background: white; }</style>

still not feeling it

not feeling it

lost an hour

<script>alert(1);</script>

I feel like pizza

sad

this morning when i woke up / it was colder than the morning before / and so i put on a big heavy bathrobe / before i made coffee out of those / shimmering obsidian pebbles / from far away

people sometimes spend all their lives trying to make one big thing / and forget to make all the small things / they could have made / instead

I would like someone to write poetry to me.

we love each other / and so we make plans to see each other / infrequently / but upon arrival / it seems imprudent to let love / interrupt the rare moments we have together / so for now it seems / we will just have to be / secretly in love with each other

i saw "timecode" (an oscar-nominated live-action short) at IFC and it was beautiful

sussudio demands vinyl

i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm

saturday

im craving a chicago style pizza with bacon and extra bacon

Aww, you totally made my day!

there's a feature in frog feels that i want to talk about. on the home page, even if you draw something misshapen, the confirmation page shows you a zoomed out version without a grid. and, 9 times out of 10, it looks so much nicer. it is like an instant jolt of happiness. on page one you drew something that you were perhaps hesitant about. but as soon as you submit your work to the outside world, you are able to evaluate your own work after taking a step back. you were simply too close to what you were making. it is like a perfect little metaphor for creating art

in a forest clearing you see a guitar lying on the ground, with grass and moss growing through it

Classy spots are very different if you're with a regular

I missed Friday again

ouch

hello from an alternate reality where i live in vermont with my wife and kid

I would play Jumanji, consequences be damned

Windows 95

Zine based operating system

whimsy.space

and that's when I said "fuck it" and straight up dropped trou and popped a shit right then and there

will I ever be warm again?

year-long projects rarely pan out

Regular sleep is so important but it's the first thing to go out the window

a bad seinfeld impression is a good seinfield impression.

ROCK LOBSTER

cock blocker

cock lobster

homoiconic homoerotica

I'm the king and queen of keyboard shortcuts

do you ever stop checking in with your feelings and then it's really hard to check back in but also you feel sad all the time and don't know why

REFACTOR LATER

you make my dreams come true

putting your unwanted clothes in a bag and leaving it on the curb isn't as good as donating it to goodwill, but it feels more punk

it's no christmas until it snows for real

milk & honey

i got snow

who got snow

I love the Honda ASIMO robot. Like deep, I want him to be my best friend and son, feelings

The new iOS frog emoji is creepier

I hate my bank

Fighting a cold, punching it down

_certain women_: ✶✶✶✶✶/5: short stories about women, 16mm film, montana, and a whole lot of fun

your mom is like a pax 2, she has a deeper oven also

+1 sad

Exhausted, empty... feeling stuck in time

sad

Wanting a new dog everyday

5am is the new 3am

caffeinated!!

ical spam except they contain coded cries for help

cyber cyber

gobble gobble

I’m okay with this new world where at least a little EDM is in everything

took a nap and a siesta at work

Interested in some streamlined, fun, whimsical d&d

subjective-c programming

twilio has made the world objectively worse

there is no good scraper

the girl with the regrettable tattoo

it turns out i'm a huge fan of prog rock

so, other countries, what up

when did 5pm get so gloomy?

god somebody just freeze me and wake me up in 30 hours

everyone likes taco rice but no one likes sushi pizza

sad handy

auto-erotic semiotics

dat salvia

a car almost ran into me at a crosswalk with two seconds left on the clock and, because i don't feel anything inside, i just kept on walking

resolution: never get excited about anything again

already burnt out with 3 more weeks to go

feels ... bad

i lost a $50 umbrella today. doesn't feel good

short term 12 is a c+ movie (c+ is the best grade a movie can get)

mylanta

hotlanta

atlanta (the tv show) is a refreshing breath of fresh air. it has an intelligent and affecting take on what it means to be a lower-class black guy or girl in america these days, and it has a fun lynchian surrealist streak mixed in. it's strange and sad how few tv shows we can point to that attempt to depict actual poverty, and not just the "we are unemployed but we still live in a huge apartment and we still go out to bars" fake poverty we've been spoon fed. the show is helmed by donald glover, who i think more than proves himself to be a television auteur. my strong feeling: would recommend

i'm gonna try journaling

makeouts on stakeouts

it's too skinny to be a toad

there's a frog that keeps trying to enter my parents' house

taste test of freshdirect coffee beans: "african sidamo" takes home the cup

Hao meow, brown lao?

13th is an A+ movie

being open/honest with people has been paying off like crazy this week

should've brushed my hair before leaving for work today

What's that? More insomnia? Aw you shouldn't have 💍

sup

sup

Hello insomnia my old friend

you're really sad

Oh shit feelings replies to your texts now

Hao that's really sad

entropy is extra low today

bylinesexual

you never forget how to run

moxie, which is there so little of these days

Actual rage

bum foot still remembers how to run, after all this time

had my first lentil soup of fall

but are we ready

salad just wants to be our friend

Sunday Candy

exploring caves and fucking ghosts

frog feelings are innocently semenotic

frog feels seems dangerously semiotically close to alt-right movement

bysexual

Life was never worse but never better

Salt n pepa, and heavy-d up in the limousine

Please make this website responsive. Favicon should be an entirely black box

My legs are in pain... Too much bycicles

Hula hooping

In bed is a nice place for edibles

my daemon is cate blanchett

my daemon is an ipod, i'm pretty sure of it

golden compass is one hell of a book

'crookshanks, but no crookshanks'

best cat name?

cyberpunk bartender action

vodka soda mmm mmm

it's friday

ios10 upgrade is the best one since ios6

i like greenpoint

looking forward to the most tropical of storms

RIP jon polito

we need a favicon for this website; any ideas

ios10 is an ios for fluffy-fingered people

Saturdays

yay it does

this should now respond

Full

hot indian on hot day with hot chick

i think we're all surprised that a spambot hasn't found this place yet

I love the friday feelings website

every time it storms, I secretly hope for the power to blow

i was more of a highlights man

i used to read word up magazine

life without a phone.

i used to be very sick

feelings

melancholy

Sometimes you just gotta take a sick day

This week is so raven

Don't look up!

"drinks go in; feelings come out" - someone else, anonymously

Thank goodness

I just ate a tub of ice cream

it needs to be sushi time, not hacking time

go vote https://sky-carver.hyperdev.space

you can put kimchi in any food you make to get the korean version of that food

lalala

fridays used to be better

guys, I'm _really_ good at coffee

up early, don't know why

ヽ(^o^)ρ┳┻┳°σ(^o^)/

Friday's not the same without you

I wrote some good hacks today

shoe rack smaller than advertised

I saw someone do the best thriller dance last night

What if you combined whisky and hot sauce?

working out again, feelin' super cute.

aggressively lonely

what's your fuck style

hot salsa is a whole new kind of salsa

gigolo puff

it's hot

i'm so into you, got everyone watching us

OMG it's friday

is it friday

jjigaely puff

get jiggy for jjigae

Just had Poke for the first time. In my top 3 fish list

whoo hoo hoo, we've got some feelings today

adults: do whatever you want, there are no constraints on your behavior and you are supposed to feel 'liberated' by this idea

I'm glad I had feelings today

kids: masticate, don't flagellate

it's not friday

how do i make it to #friday #brisket #?

i bought cucumber watermelon soap and i'm already sick of the smell and the bag says it's good for two more refills and i don't know if i have it in me

make a hole with a gun perpendicular / to the name of this down with a desktop globe

#brisket

concert season is upon us

love is a giant turtle bringing you tea

in love with Ana

feels like a ghibli night

remember dinosaurs?

also people should reach out to old friends more often

like in a separate packet

cereal should come with milk

what if you only got one wish

I wish I could work four days a week for ten hours instead

everything is dumb

This is my jam

I feel like fireworks

@interns i have the same problem with my (singular) intern!

I wish I had more interesting projects for my interns to work on

ITS FEELINGS TIME

I'm ashy

Mysteries abound

is this website one person exercising a lot, or lots of people exercising a little

Sore all over

I need to learn to make Takoyaki and have a party

feeling like I have a new favorite cheese

crazy sore, I should do yoga

most feelings are weather-related feelings

Bleuughh

no sweaty

fuck

everything is the same

my apartment smells like meatballs

sweaty again

poisoning myself in a horse stable. melancholia

Eggstremely hot today

Cats are fun to draw

Eating cereal straight from the box. Melancholy

i've never met him but i think i'm in love with dan abramov solely based on how much i love redux

Jack is feeling

Jack _is_ a feeling

Jack is a feeling

feeling like working from home today

the warcraft movie is supposed to be huge in china right now

wishing it was friday

I want to know if the warcraft movie was good or not

I feel magical

My OP-1 collects dust, and I have synth guilt

I mean, it's no Tropic Thunder

Zoolander 2 isn't so bad

and by act iii it's a parable about identity essentialism

this started out like a fun comedy

so i'm watching zootopia

There's cool stuff on the upper east side

tomorrow is make up a national holiday day

sweaty

hot

i feel like the https cert expired

¬_¬

deport illegals #DTRUMP2016

how was immigration jail

it's good to be home

"did the obgyn give you an IUDIOU" i asked and the answer was yes

my nails are all different lengths and it's bugging me

... at gunpoint

In hot Toronto news, the pandas at the zoo had a baby

Remember BlackBerries? I saw one today

dammit

a fee

I feel like you have a few coming

So bad at taxes

did the obgyn give you an IUDIOU

failed IUD insertions are no fun

a border collie rubbed against my leg at madison square eats and my heart melted

I wonder what life was like in the year 420

i think it'd be I N N O V A T I V E

what if someone used the phone number as their 2FA

i'm hard

Man, yoga is hard!

911.blackfriday

I feel like I'm allergic to squid ink

seriously does anyone need an assistant?

the itchiness has begun

i'm running out of tv to watch and i'm scared of what will happen to me

Fridays: they used to be better

What canadian dignataries have YOU run into lately

Almost ran into prime minister Trudeau yesterday

Nostalgia, change, terror

Gray gravy

oh sure i'll marry you zoe kazan, only if you insist zoe kazan

come on dodwnkfjds, dodwnkfjd with the Capitalists

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Grey punishing is murder

Feeltest

https://www.dropbox.com/s/r4voc2hgjxcteqa/0x16.mp3?dl=0

I feel like this'll work

i feel ashamed

most phones let you use letters (something i discovered while doing this)

that's 16314003335 for those of us with smartphones

this is going to be bigger than facebook

⛪. 🐎

I'm feeling my phone

best website ever

mr. watson cum over here

too vulnerable

my ankle is a watermelon

my ankle is a cranberry

shouldn't have skipped that workout

┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛

I feel like writing something, but I don't know what.

best website ever

Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation. / The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new. / When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again. –vonnegut

it is useful to reflect that racism, xenophobia, grandiosity and fear are still with us, and the defeat of one of their manifestations does not inoculate us against others –roger ebert

dogs can evince surprise

Feelings of an almost hangover

ate too much gravy

susan bones' orphan concern

three more minutes

yay!

the one time a week we can have valid feelings

guys its feelings time

how to lose weight in four easy steps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbp0DugfCA

snow boots are a ripoff

hungry for cock

maybe

maybe i should've taken down my air conditioner

https certificate is going to expire soon

first feelings are punished, then everybody's given a barcode, slippery slope

i feel like it's not that bad to punish people for having feelings incorrectly

feelings.blackfriday is an exercise in patience, a meditation on the concept of *sisu*, a challenge you can give to yourself to be the master of your own feelings

i'm having feelings on a Thursday and feel like I'm being punished for it (resulting in yet more feelings on a Thursday)

ok, no sqlite but now it does write to a temp file and then rename (POSIX atomicity baby we're gonna live forever)

bad job and then great job, mayor

feel good that no feelings were lost in the outage

susan mamilton's mammal concern

grey

awake

can't talk to humans, fuck

ugh, our first feelings catastrophe

i am unsure about feelings on other people's feelings

"glad she said yes" wow. my soul is struck by how short and beautiful this sentiment was.

how often do you get the chance to be part of something great

i feel like susan hamilton's can be a rollicking success if we all pitch in and make it one

glad she said yes

three sweet hours until fallout 4 is released

i just spilled water all over my sofa and carpet

it makes me feel angry

its says its not Friday... but I know it is

hey friday feelings

astounded

hi i'm google's spider, i'm spidering away, my spider legs get so heavy when i'm spidering this hard

i've been saving them up all week

i have so many feelings to feel

i can't wait until it's friday

i feel hopeful

i feel uncertain and afraid

today has been full of a lot of feelings

i feel awful because ian did the crossword without us

yay

Sorry it's not technically Friday. I promise it was when the feelings happened.

Guys feelings can be so real and so hard sometimes. It feels good when people just listen and say yeah it's hard, but I bet we can make it through

Best website

Literally I forgot about this website

hi ian

doug is underneath the table retrieving food scraps, wolf-like, desirous

it's not friday but it feels like friday. does this website understand that? does this website understand the stakes of humanity

our lives have gotten worse, as predicted

this is the best our lives will ever get

new server

Thank God. I've been waiting for zombocom 2.0. Thanks for bringing it to us.

i feel bloo

'this MVar is gonna lose all our feelings' is the official motto of this website

Hi, I'm a venture Snapitalist and I'm looking to invest some Snapital into this Snap app

HAO is like the only person buying blackfriday domains.

I'm tired

Can someone from the staff please contact me? I am looking to invest in this startup.

this is stupid

wat

is it friday yet?

i feel good about this https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9462194

pottermore. win

i mean, it tells you right upfront whether it's friday or not

new tmbg album is great, as always

i feel hopeful

your friday doesn't matter

UTC

worst site ever

wait what the fuck, that was totally posted on a friday. why am I gray?

i don't know about that, but hurray for friday

feelings.goodfriday

i feel like feelings.blackfriday is the best website any of us have made so far

nighday

i feel like friday is nigh

guys, it's almost friday!

type a feeling

sunny

happy

i truly feel like no cares about my feelings right now

i feel like there's a gap here and some of my feelings have been lost to the ether

i feel like i'm being censored

🎉

if every website is a unix command, then this is `tail -f /dev/textbox >> feelings.txt`

i learned about the internet this week, and it made me mad

i feel like hydrix is very neat

i feel like i don't understand use-package 2.0

Lunch is hard

question: what kind of website would freelings.blackfriday be

hey

hey

I feel like we should have premium yearly MetroCards http://www.mycommutertaxsave.com/faq_premiumcard.htm

i am currently posting this from Netscape 7.02, in OS 9

I feel that Ian's tech talk went great

I feel like we all have more feelings than we let on

i missed it :(

UTC THO

UTC

I FEEL LIKE IT'S FRIDAY

GUYS

feeling:

*destructively*

feeling: every day, you should flip one random bit in every past feeling

that's the dumbest feature

ahaha

if you want people to read your feeling, you need to post them on friday

_why don't the feelings slowly fade out as they get older_

_why is this text so grey_

_why is this font so small_

i feel like it's too hard to read now

what is 2015-09-10T23:06:45.205Z

tab test

it works!

serialization test

i feel like feelings blackfriday will be going down intermittently while we upgrade the website

also i've been skipping lunch and eating a big dinner. it's cut down on the amount of moldy leftovers, a little.

i did that with my pulled pork! people made fun of me, _hard_. just be prepared.

I feel like I have to throw way too much food out and I should start brining it to lunch instead.

doug's a blue kite

oh I'M the kite

feelings.blackfrinight

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feeling: there are way too many distractions

hao's doing a great job. we should all give hao $100

well at least hao's doing a better job than github pages

3179 ms is crazy! hao.codes goes to a GitHub server

I just got 13 seconds. I would assume its something up with rootbeerguy since barnacles is also sometimes slow.

i just refreshed and got a 5 second load. never seen it before. didn't believe it until now. definitely not a dns issue.

white-space: pre man c'mon

feelings.blackfriday: 1152 msec barnacles.blackfriday: 1156 msec google.com: 9 msec hao.codes: 3179 msec bobbygrace.info: 10 msec ianthehenry.com: 35 msec aarondufour.com: 127 msec these numbers are extremely scientific

what the fuck dns server is this on

feeling: feeling: feeling: feeling

i figured out why the first request is slow: it's because your computer is doing DNS lookup for the very first time

vvv hao

what if we doxxed each other right now

guys

that's what you sound like

"i wonder how many of us are identifiable by how we talk or what we say"

feeling: if you force everyone to lower case, it's more anonymous

i feel like reverse-order threaded is hard to follow

i feel scared because i just got a 5 second page load

so let's say i have a haskell that

#feelingsBARF

feeling: i don't know if we should prefix our feelings with "feeling:" or not

i wonder how many of us are identifiable by how we talk or what we say

meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the user who keeps typing wobsite has definitely deanonymized him/herself

i take back the slow comment, though; i musta made the first page load or something gotta love laziness amirite

it most definitely is not friday this wobsite is a lie

I Feel Like Using Capital Letters

this website sucks, wait until blackfeelings.blackfriday is up, my name is ian

I'm sad this doesn't have upvotes.

I'm sad this text area is small.

"No one calls Michael mhp anymore" makes me laugh. I'm happy.

*✲゚*。✧٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶*✲゚*。✧

isn't it weird that we're all just updating an MVar right now

hi lauren, i'm demoing. i'm a demoing baby

feeling: i'm upset that tabbing over to the "submit" button doesn't higlight it

it's absurd that you're serving a CSS file and yet this box is still this small

this reminds me of basilica 0.1

what if copying and pasting wasn't an option

what if you figured out how to get a repl in a running haskell process so you could recover these feelings

this MVar is gonna lose all our feelings

feelings should return a static text file, and this box should `>>` into it but reversed

no one calls michael mhp anymore

wow, we had the same feelings

<script>alert(1);</script>

xss attack <>&"

i think the first HTTP request causes quite a bit of Snap initialization but then it's smooth sailing

169ms load is not very slow

this wobsite is quite slow, cmon haskell what're you doin

it's not friday